-Your toilet fills with dirt and then stops working right before a holiday weekend when no plumbers are available.
-A hairline crack appears from floor to ceiling in the center of your apartment.
-Your computer hard drive dies at the end of a long day of dust and vibration from construction. (ok maybe that one is just a coincidence. Then again, maybe it ain't)
-The green wall in front of your apartment keeps getting longer
-Taxis have to drop you off a block away, because you aren't agile enough to scale said wall.
-You messed up your good pants learning that you aren't agile enough to scale said wall.
feel free to add your own...
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