I wish it was one of those things near store entrances that "bings" when someone walks in. Maybe it is actually. Maybe some FCR base command unit gets a "bing' when we come and go.
Maybe every time we walk out Marty Markowitz gets a little less sad about the Dodgers leaving.
Maybe it's a slow release blight capsule. Since everyone knows that Prospect-Heights-is-blighted story was total BS, maybe that thing is slowly degrading the building. Too slow for the eye to see, but as soon as we're blighted they'll condemn us.
Sometimes a man in a uniform comes and touches it.
Well, that mystery remains. But a different mystery was solved! The mystery of "why is my apartment always filled with dust and why does it constantly shake and vibrate and reverberate with clanging" was solved!
I made a video that shows the nasty culprit:
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Maybe every time we walk out Marty Markowitz gets a little less sad about the Dodgers leaving.
LOL!
It's a Deggy, or a similar security checkpoint device.
http://www.deggy.com/
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